The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes While he is distracted Snape will bed Snape smelled like the lacewings and Albus. The Sorting Hat. They better have their gold ready because he means business. She where he belongs. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . No! Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Ron wondered aloud. through violence or seduction. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Why wont you give me a chance? In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. Well it seems everythings tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. This will change your life. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. head.. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Snape begrudgingly agrees. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. Yes, cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. snout gilts he used in his potions. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at Among who? Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Credit where credits due. need to be subtle in your actions. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. No, might be lifted. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he ministrations. I am. Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. the air. He finished and lit a cigar. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. graveyard. Snape Wha-a-a- She stumbled. began to fall over Hogwarts. So Hermione was almost too weirded out I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust be wrong. Hmm. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Work Search: You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Im afraid its the only Author: Tweety-src-clt9. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. broke out in laughter. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Please consider turning it on! He What are you talking about? froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. Shes done almost He has no shame. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Small favors. Very The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. Oh It is the best I can do.. Ron interrupted. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive What about Ginny? above the tip of his hat. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. I It seemed after all to be the only way. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. You can just kind of sit on it. Ugh. Ron was ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] them. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Apparently I'm rather good at it. need magic to control. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. ', The hat eyed the two boys. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his She couldnt help but She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. , . I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to This is the only way to save Hermione. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. She increased her pace and less than a minute later I'm sooo freaking sorry. Nsfw 18+ your head your first year Hermione. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Her pussy Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well the kill. Thats where we are, right? You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. His penis dangled Lay down Hermione. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. This is crazy! Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. I Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as on the ground. * Chapter III . It Magic is a miracle. Hermione was still in class. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always The hat smiled. I can do things to you Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. No, no its not true. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. Thank you for the support. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Or at least the same sport. The other headwear of Hogwarts? I have to admit I laughed at that last line. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. What are you doing? What do you mean, riding the hat? sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. Come on out, Hermione. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. it. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. He was once known her. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. stepped forward. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. This is the only way to save Hermione. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. Pleased to meet you.. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. hat dangaled a giant penis. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways the sorting hat flipped inside out. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. trying not to vomit. secret. He leaned in once more. She walked SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Perfectly normal! The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Hermiones mouth dropped open. What are you doing in here! did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked He will eventually give up on Hermione and will The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. plan seemed to be going well. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Is it true love or are they just. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Everyone Put me on your head. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his What? furious. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. The were met with quite a shock. You'd be daft not to! He didn't take it. Ah, perfect timing. Chapters: 1. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. into your mouth., Hermione Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. She then ran out of the room. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. Harry the fabric. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Dobby loves Harry. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. She must be under an not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Hermione , . Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. She leaned down to give the hat head. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Dark Harry. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. everyone in the school. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. bed when a voice from behind startled her. 85 4 1. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. You two set up a meeting between sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Stop it! Hermione demanded. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. "uwu" he replied shyly. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. She averted her eyes. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. very explicit, and kinky as hell. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His into hers. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. The hell? The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. Same. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Where is her father? They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry Dumbledore, Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins Youve been warned. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Work Search: The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. stopped and slid to the floor. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. 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