DELIA: AHHH! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! (a beat.) From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. Heres help, heres you. I just can't deal with Delia. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . ADAM: You away from her! Time. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. I cant see! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Thank you for being here. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Your mother loved this song. This book is dangerous! BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! Hey, I get it! ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Beebleboose! Yes book? We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? You know what? Is that an old book? Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . Theres very good energy in here. Maybe, we can help each other! Whats a matter Chuck? Oldest trick in the book! BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. LYDIA: I dont want your help. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. 5. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Dont you remember when we moved in? If I had known. CHARLES: Except brains. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Up the stairs! "Beetlejuice" runs through . it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! New phone, who dis? We want to help you! I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Then you will know that I am no longer . DELIA: Life coaching! Adam, youre boring. BARBARA: Adam! Promise me we can talk about her. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. OH! That means its working! Its gonna be so good for all of us. Stripey Ghost Man? CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. I brought you a pie?! Where are you going? BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. 123! Hey guys? GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. LYDIA: Oh. Sucks-Yes! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? God, why cant he just leave me alone? Girl, just say it three times in a row. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. Ive already been to hell and back. I can bring your daddy so much pain. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Hiya mom! BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) Like these weirdos. A toast to my father and his all important business! Where is that damned exorcist? I thought these were twin sheets! The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . My guruOtho! OTHO: I dont know. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Theyre queens! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. Are you trying to skip the line? OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! JUNO: YOU! Then they . But you can. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! BARBARA: Yeah! The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . All you gotta do is say my name! Lets spin the wheel. Alone. But youre sexy. I accept you. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Were going to live here! You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. LYDIA: Dead Mom? Can I bring her back? ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . People dont read. Lets get that book open. YAAAH. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! Take care of them. And I like the attic! Thank god. Like a gay republican! OTHO: Then lets get to it! DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. What if Lydias in my head right now? Thats a neat trick. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? Did you think I wasnt coming back? Alright. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Dad, no. Someones gonna get killed! Adorable! Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. invisible nd you can change all of that. AND Im from New Jersey! CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Do you want some lunch? BARBARA Oh, honey. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. DELIA: About that. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! So. Powerless. The two of you need to hire me right now. Now we both got Dead Moms! (more chase.) What an effervescent young lady you are. I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Because I dont think we can. Let me ask you a question. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Big beautiful brains. It's not about that. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) But hey. Lydia. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! NO! The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Lydia: I am alone. Yeah. Yup, thats the one. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. It didn't work. (a beat.) Okay, new plan. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Why is Ohio so powerful?! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Did I hear the dinner bell? Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Scott Brown Lydia: No! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. I asked you to send me a sign. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? (giggle) Just kidding! You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. In the world of the dead? This house is actually pretty interesting. We cant just stay in the attic! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Beetlejuice - Musical. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. And so do I! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Smash. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Barbara, the pig! Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. LYDIA: Yeah. Got any references? But she was talking about us. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Video Examples. DELIA: Charles! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Can you believe that? BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! And Id like us to be a family. She goes back into the room. LYDIA: I dont know how! AGHHHH! (chuckling.) It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Pluslearn to throw your voice! Before Juno sees you. 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